- AIoha. - AIoha.
Today the GaIactic CounciI assembIes to honor LiIo and Stitch,
who have successfuIIy captured aII 625 of Jumba's genetic experiments,
turned them from bad to good, and found each a pIace where it can beIong.
To recognize the compIetion of their task,
the GaIactic CounciI has eIected to bestow the foIIowing rewards...
You hear that, Jumba? We're gonna get prizes.
Dr. Jumba Jookiba, we hereby return the confiscated key to your Iaboratory.
With oId Iab back, eviI possibiIities are infinite!
Agent Wendy PIeakIey...
we hereby offer you the chair of Earth Studies at the GACC.
GaIactic AIIiance Community CoIIege? Yes!
As for Stitch,
you are hereby offered a commission as captain of the GaIactic Armada
and commander of its new fIagship the BRB-9000.
- BRB. - What's BRB stand for?
Big Red BattIeship!
FinaIIy, LiIo PeIekai, you shaII become our first Earth ambassador
and return to Kauai to be the experiments' soIe caretaker.
You mean Jumba and PIeakIey and Stitch aren't coming home?
Stitch wants to come back to Kauai. Right, Stitch?
Kauai. Yeah.
Maybe everybody wants to go back?
- Right. Of course. - Right.
Don't you have something to say?
Oh, yeah, right. I'm wishing to go back to stinky water pIanet
and share bunk bed with bossy one-eyed noodIe.
Is this your finaI decision?
- AbsoIuteIy. - I suppose. Or maybe...
Then so be it.
Now that we're done catching experiments, we can do whatever we want.
I want to finish my Iogbook.
It's got a picture of every experiment, in the one pIace they beIong.
What do you want to do, Stitch?
ScaIe modeI of Big Red BattIeship. Impressive.
- Where are you taking the microwave? - Without eviI genius Iab,
Jumba must energize genetic experiments with primitive Earth popcorn maker.
You know, the microwave oven was invented by Dr. Percy Spencer.
Ah, who cares?
If you were a student at GACC you'd care 'cause it wouId be on the finaI exam.
- And what do we caII this, cIass? - Breakfast?
SpecificaIIy, grain-based fIakes immersed in bovine gIand extract.
I'm off to work. Oh, PIeakIey.
I need you to fix LiIo's skirt for huIa cIass.
OnIy if you answer this extra credit question correctIy.
Where did the native Hawaiian huIa dance originate?
- Uh, Hawaii? - Very good, Nani!
If you were attending GACC, I'd move you to the head of the cIass.
BIitznak!
Without the reserve engines, this ship is stupid and useIess.
- Just Iike you. - Who am I kidding?
You're right. I couIdn't hoId on to a singIe one of those experiments.
You stiII got me, your faithfuI sandwich-making paI.
Yes. I noticed the IittIe Earth girI never captured you.
I guessed the one pIace I beIonged was with my bIubber-butt buddy Gantu.
- Maybe that was my probIem aII aIong. - What? Your bIubber butt?
Gantu?
So, we're taking the oId two-man shuttIe, huh?
Hey, you want I shouId fix a picnic Iunch for the trip?
There's onIy room for two on the two-man shuttIe, me and Dr. HamstervieI.
- I'm breaking him out of prison. - What?
This is my Iast chance to redeem myseIf. If I succeed, my future is secured.
What about my future? How am I supposed to pay the biIIs?
Why not make sandwiches? It's aII you're good at.
- Maybe I wiII! - Fine.
You're gonna miss my egg saIad!
Not enough mayonnaise and too much diII weed.
What did you caII me?
Primitive Earth science.
Jumba, what was your oId Iab Iike?
GaIaxy Defense Industries.
State-of-art genetic acceIerator. EndIess uburnium energy suppIy.
Everything IittIe boy Jumba ever dreamed of having in eviI genius Iaboratory!
But popcorn power is good too.
WeIcome, students, to Earthiana 1 01 .
Quiet, cIass. Quiet! PIooka, spit out that gum!
LenIu, stop pIaying with your antenna.
- PIeakIey. - Aah! Oh, LiIo!
Don't pay any attention to me.
I wasn't pretending to be a professor of Earth Studies,
just Iike I dreamed of since before I couId waIk on three Iegs.
Not at aII! I was just brushing my tongues!
BRB.
Scrump, have I ever toId you the story of the LoneIy Rooster?
Once there was a rooster named Pancake.
He was IoneIy. So he went to the beach to make friends.
He made friends with a sheII named PauIa and an empty can of soda named Jimmy
and a piece of a broken surfboard named Steve.
They were good friends and had fun pIaying together.
But then one day a big wave spIashed over the whoIe beach
and washed PauIa and Jimmy and Steve away.
Pancake was sad that his friends were gone.
But Pancake was never IoneIy again, because he couId aIways remember them.
The end.
LiIo, are you OK?
Scrump and I are getting used to the way things used to be.
- So, you're Ietting them go. - They'II say they want to stay,
but it's just because they don't want me to be sad.
They'II be OK without me, right?
Oh, LiIo. You're showing so much aIoha spirit Ietting them go.
And the aIoha you give wiII aIways come back to you. It's Iike a circIe.
AIoha means heIIo, but it aIso means goodbye.
- It's hard to say goodbye. - I know, baby.
Goodbye, Iaundry! Goodbye, dirty dishes!
Goodbye, dust bunnies. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!
Nani says that Ietting you go shows aIoha spirit,
and that the aIoha you give wiII aIways come back to you.
Interesting theory but scientificaIIy impossibIe.
I'm estimating 23 percent aIoha is Iost in giving process.
You know, aIoha is one of those Earth concepts I never did understand.
Come, PIeakIey. What is in here, bricks?
Concrete, adobe, terra cotta... You name the brick, it's in there.
My students are sure to find them fascinating.
Jumba, you beIong back in your reaI eviI genius Iaboratory.
But if you're ever missing Kauai, you can pIay this.
It's my favorite EIvis record.
PIeakIey, you beIong at GaIactic AIIiance Community CoIIege
teaching Earth stuff to aIiens.
That's why I'm giving you this rock. Here it's just a dumb oId paperweight,
but out there it'II be a dumb oId paperweight from another pIanet.
I'II keep it with me aIways.
And, Stitch, you beIong...
I'II miss you too.
But you beIong out in space, catching bad guys with the Big Red BattIeship.
This is a very speciaI neckIace.
I kept it hidden in a sock for three years.
It's Ku Tiki, the god of strength. Promise to never take it off?
- Promise. - You're number 626.
Name: Stitch.
AIoha.
Don't worry, Dr. HamstervieI, your escape wiII soon be compIete.
What do you mean ''compIete''?
You haven't even broken me out of my ceII!
Then who is this?
That's the warden's gerbiI, you nearsighted fish stick!
He Iooks just Iike you.
Security command, release portal 7,
Run! Run!
And put down that gerbiI!
I brought you a IittIe surprise.
- What is it? - An Earth souvenir.
They caII it an aIoha Iei. It symboIizes...
ExceIIent! I'm starving!
Wait! You're not supposed to...
Never mind.
AIoha.
Captain Stitch. The CounciI has received...
- You have coconut cake on your uniform. - Oh. Sorry.
The CounciI has received a security aIert.
With the aid of the former Captain Gantu,
Dr. Jacques von HamstervieI has escaped from prison.
This is your first mission as captain of the GaIactic Armada.
Seek out and capture Dr. HamstervieI.
It wiII aIso be the maiden voyage of...
...the BRB-9000.
- BRB fueling complete, - Hatchway secure,
Captain has arrived in the bay,
Oh! Big Red...
He went in through the air manifoId.
Captain on the...
- ...ceiIing? - Big Red, Big Red, Big Red!
Hyperdrive activated,,,
Captain, you're certain you want to engage the H-drive in the spaceport?
WeII, he's certainIy enthusiastic.
Is there anything eIse I can get for you?
Why, yes. You couId give me a great big pinch to wake me up!
I've got a huge corner office,
a compIete set of the EncycIopedia Earthiana, my very own waIk-in cIoset,
the keys to the coIIege carpooI van,
and gaIaxy-wide fame as the greatest Earth expert ever!
- Is that a reaI Earth rock? - Why, yes. Yes, it is.
You've actuaIIy been to Earth? You must teII me everything.
Of course. But you wiII have to wait for my first Iecture,
''Perspectives on Earthiana: A One-Eyed View.''
Lecture? You don't give Iectures.
I don't?
Oh. WeII, then, in my first cIass you can aIways...
And you don't have cIasses either. You're a supervising professor.
That's why you get this great stuff.
The office, the encycIopedias, your own waIk-in cIoset and wardrobe.
Oh, right.
CouId we take a Iook at that new wardrobe?
Jumba's eviI scientist Iaboratory is just as I Ieft it!
So many wonderfuI memories of eviI experimentation,
ending with disgrace, arrest and imprisonment,
but stiII wonderfuI memories.
So much new eviI to be done.
Where to begin? Antiaircraft IoIIipops? PermanentIy stinky bedroom sIippers?
Or perhaps device to stop eviI genius taIking to seIf.
SiIIy Jumba.
It's rounds time, Scrump.
I used to do it with Stitch, but you can heIp me instead.
We just check to make sure that aII Stitch's cousins
are stiII happy in the one pIace they beIong.
l lai la ua i la
No mala hini ohana
Welcome, cousins
Come on by
Aloha, e komo mai
l lai la ua i la
No mala hini ohana
Welcome, cousins
Come on by
Aloha, e komo mai
Aloha
We'll find a place where you belong
Ohana
A family to call your own Where you feel at home
Everybody sing
l lai la ua i la
No mala hini ohana
Welcome, cousins
Come on by
Aloha, e komo mai
nai nai nai nai
l lai la ua i la
No mala hini ohana
Welcome, cousins
Come on by
Aloha, e komo mai
Aloha
- Wow! Wasp Mummies Vl is aIready out. - I hope my dad wiII Iet me go see it.
- WeII, I heard... - AIoha, MertIe.
- Where are you taking Gigi? - I'm taking her to the canine spa.
What'd you do with your dog?
He's an outer space piIot in a Big Red BattIeship and fighting bad guys.
Is not! You're a weirdo!
- Yeah! - No, I'm not!
I'm done doing aII that weird stuff now.
Wanna pIay doIIs?
No way! Once a weirdo, aIways a weirdo. That's what my dad used to say.
- I didn't know you had a dad. - Quiet, Yuki.
In fact, I bet that's why your dog ran away,
and I aIso bet that he's never coming back.
- Yeah! - Just Iike MertIe's dad.
Quiet, Yuki!
Hey! Wait up!
Come on, Scrump.
LiIo! I toId you you can't stay out after sunset.
- OK. - OK?
You did the right thing.
- Letting them go shows... - AIoha. I know.
Add two tabIespoons genetic materiaI and...
I've perfected eviI genius boom-boom Iiquid for saIiva of new experiment.
PIeakIey! Come Iook! PIeak...
I'm forgetting. No PIeakIey, just Jumba.
Who you taIking to? Stop that.
l'd like to sing a song that's probably the saddest song l've ever heard,
Hear that lonesome whippoorwill
He sounds too blue to fly
A midnight train
ls whining low
l'm so lonesome l could cry
Did you ever see
A robin weep
When leaves began to die?
That means he's lost
The will to live
l'm so lonesome l could cry
The silence
Of a falling star
Lights up a purple sky
And as l wonder
Where you are
l'm so lonesome l could cry
l'm so lonesome
l could cry
Perhaps other side is Iess depressing.
- Jumba! - Dr. HamstervieI!
I see I have found you recoIIecting misty musicaI recoIIections.
Why are you no Ionger on asteroid of inescapabIe prison?
No prison can contain me!
I... I mean, I am fuIIy reformed. Out on paroIe.
I heard you were opening up the oId shop. So I am thinking...
maybe we couId work together again.
Remember the oId days? You creating experiments,
I funding them with my shady business deaIs.
- No. - Oh, come on!
Graduating together from EviI Genius U?
Our first business together?
What about creating our first experiment? You remember Shrink?
25 years of partnership, and you did nothing but cheat Jumba,
embarrass Jumba, steaI from Jumba,
and finaIIy fink on Jumba to GaIactic Federation.
For you, I wouIdn't create piece of dry toast!
Very weII, then. You Ieave me no choice
but to forcibIy force you to make a new experiment by force!
- By force! By force! That was your cue! - Sorry.
Now, Jumba, I wiII expIain this onIy once and oh, so patientIy.
I want to order a new version of 626.
Make him with extra destructive capabiIities but easy on the fIuffy.
And I don't Iike bIue.
So make him respIendent red to match my cape, and make him to go!
Jumba makes genius experiments, not fast food.
WouId take years just to create design.
WeII, what about this one?
- Is it done? Is it finished? - Can't be rushing eviI genius.
Answer it. But none of your not-so-funny funny business.
GaIaxy Defense Industries, where DNA stands for ''Do Not Ask.''
- Jumba! - PIeakIey!
- Eh, is bad time. - l'm sorry,
It's just that, weII... I just miss you so much!
I mean I just happen to be in your quadrant, so I thought,
maybe l'll drop by,
- Enough! Hang up! - No.
No? But don't you miss your Aunt PIeakIey?
- No! - I'm wearing the wig.
No! Not coming by. Never coming by!
- Never wanting seeing you again, - Yeah? WeII, me neither!
What I meant when I said ''I miss you so much and can I visit?''
was ''I don't miss you at aII
and I never ever want to see you ever again ever either!''
Is truIy eviI! Making Jumba pretend to be mean to PIeakIey.
Just finish my experiment.
Am putting finishing touches... now.
Why are you pIaying that annoyingIy foIksy foIk music?
To annoy experiment. Is making him more eviI, yes?
Oh, good idea. More eviI is good.
He's so beautifuI in his ugIy nastiness.
Perhaps I wiII mimic the IittIe Earth girI
and name you with your very own name.
I shaII caII you... Spike!
- She aIready used that one. - Very weII. Kicks.
- Used it. - SIugger.
- Done. - CannonbaII?
He jumps in the water, makes awesome waves.
Why not just caII it 627?
- You aIready made 627. - I did?
Shut up! I am naming the naming here. I'II think of it.
I've got it! I shaII name you...
Leroy!
What? It is a genius name.
My Leroy wiII be defeated by no thing or no one, not even...
- 626? - AIoha, GerbiI Boy.
This is aII so perfect. A test for my new creation.
- Hey! Is my creation. - Whatever.
Leroy, destroy him!
What is so ha-ha funny?
- I don't have insurance. - Get him, Leroy. Get him!
Is this a bad time?
I just wanted to make up.
Next time send fIowers.
Now that I have proven Leroy to be an invincibIe fighting machine...
Leroy?
I shaII proceed with the next phase of my oh-so-cIever pIan:
Creating an army of Leroy cIones!
And now, to dispose of you three meddIing meddIers.
I have cIeverIy programmed this vehicIe
with destination coordinates 1 2-21 -9-7-9.
- The bIack hoIe! - We can't fIy into a bIack hoIe!
I've gotta have the van back to the coIIege by 6:00.
WeII, you're going to be Iate by about...
...forever!
Captain on this... fIoor.
Captain setting destination coordinates. Zero parsec?
Captain Stitch, our orders are to return the prisoner to Asteroid K-37.
Why are we setting a course for Turo?
You're not the captain!
He is now!
Hello, this is Cobra Bubbles,
Cobra, I want to caII Stitch.
l'm unable to come to the phone right now,
My current location: classified, Estimated return time: classified,
Have a nice day,
Does Scrump want some breakfast? It's her favorite, coId pizza.
She's not hungry. She's worried about Stitch.
Stitch can take care of himseIf. He's indestructibIe, remember?
I toId Scrump that, but she gets feeIings sometimes.
She thinks something's wrong
so I've been trying to get in touch with Stitch.
Oh, 'cause you're gonna need
one of those intergaIactic communicator thingies if you want to contact him.
I know! But Jumba and PIeakIey's ship is gone,
and PIeakIey took his space ceII phone.
Who eIse?
Out of my way!
- I need peanut butter! - For breakfast?
HeIIo?
Gantu schmantu. Who needs him?
Nothing but a pain in the patookie anyhow.
Didn't even Iike my egg saIad. ''More mayonnaise, Iess diII weed.''
- Uh, heIIo? - Sorry, we're not open.
- Open? - I'm turning this dump
into the best spaceship-shaped sandwich shop on the isIand.
- Where's Gantu? - He Ieft.
But I'm naming a sandwich after him, the open-faced doubIe decker bIubber butt.
I won't ask what's in it.
I brought you something.
Peanut butter and jeIIy?
Gee, nobody's ever made me a sandwich.
Hey, what do you want?
- I need to caII Stitch. - Sorry. Videophone's busted,
Iike everything eIse in this dump.
- Can you fix it? - Why shouId I?
Gantu's the onIy one who'd caII, and I ain't answerin'.
From now on, I'm Iookin' out for oId number 625.
625. I never gave you a name, did I?
A name? For me?
Let's see. How about Patty? Short for patty meIt.
Or... Monte? Like a Monte Cristo?
Or Pita Pita Sandwich Eata.
- I don't think so. - I know! Reuben.
The cIassic corned beef and sauerkraut on rye.
Reuben. I Iike that.
So, does this give me officiaI ''cousin'' status?
You know, fuII ohana rights? AII that aIoha stuff?
Depends. You have to give aIoha to get some back.
So, you're gonna heIp me fix the videophone?
Sure. Why not?
It's LiIo, right?
Uh, you sure that's gonna work?
You'd be amazed. PickIe juice is a great conductor.
- You may thank me Iater. - I'II thank you now.
- Mahalo, Reuben. - No probIem, LiIo.
Incoming caII from... E-arth, sir.
It must be the IittIe Earth girI.
My Leroy wiII easiIy dupe her tiny IittIe brain.
Hide!
Aloha, Stitch,
Stitch?
- Say ''eeh.'' - Eeh.
- Are you OK? - No, cuter. Think ''pIush toy''!
Oh, yeah, it's me, l'm Fluffy,
That's him, aII right.
Wait a minute. My tiki neckIace.
He's not wearing it. That's not Stitch!
- Hang up. Hang up! - OK! Bye-bye!
Wait!
I think that went very weII, don't you?
- I think... - I didn't ask what you think!
- ActuaIIy, you did. I... - It was a rhetoricaI question!
Don't you know what a rhetoricaI question is?
- Yes, sir! I beIieve it's... - That was rhetoricaI too!
My genius pIan is unfoIding perfectIy.
Prepare for hyperspace to pIanet Turo, where I and my army of Leroys...
Quit picking your nose.
...shaII take over the stinky GaIactic AIIiance!
Sir, I must point out a weak spot in your pIan.
The IittIe Earth girI has a speciaI taIent
for turning eviI experiments from bad to good.
And she controIs a force of over 600 of Jumba's genetic creations.
This makes her a credibIe threat to your Leroy army.
Very weII. Then the IittIe girI's experiments must be captured
and taken to a Iarge pubIic arena, where I shaII destroy them aII!
This is cIearIy a job for my most trusted henchman.
Thank you, sir. I won't faiI you this time.
You have aIready faiIed me 625 times.
No, this time I wiII send my new trusted henchman,
Leroy!
Reuben, there's a fake Stitch driving the Big Red BattIeship.
- Do you know what that means? - It's Iunchtime?
No. Stitch is in troubIe,
and so is the GaIactic Armada and pIanet Turo and maybe the whoIe gaIaxy!
It ain't our probIem.
Look, you're number 625. The cIosest one to Stitch.
If you wanted to, you couId have aII of his powers.
You just have to stop making sandwiches and start making something of yourseIf.
I'm gonna fix this ship, fIy to pIanet Turo and warn the Grand CounciIwoman.
Are you with me?
I said, are you with me?
I'm with you, sister, but first we gotta put this servo unit
back in the main drive shaft.
- You are as strong as Stitch. - We reroute the ignition conduit...
And you can waIk on the ceiIing.
I'm a IittIe out of practice.
FIazookie and cartridge cIamp.
- Here? - Smaishy scoop.
- Is this it? - PickIe.
- It's got a bite out of it. - Perfect!
And pIease, keep WeirdIo and her weirdness
as far away from me as possibIe.
BIack hoIe dead ahead!
New destination coordinates denied,
lmpact with black hole: one minute,
What's gonna happen to us?
According to caIcuIations, bIack hoIe wiII transport us to voIcano pIanet,
where we wiII be painfuIIy vaporized!
- Vapor? - UnIess....
- ''UnIess''? - UnIess we aIter destination
by disrupting event horizon just before entry.
Is requiring smaII projectiIe
approximateIy 3-inch diameter weighing 1 7.2 ounces.
But we don't have... Wait a minute!
LiIo's rock!
- Ay! Is 22.3 ounces. - Gimme.
lmpact with black hole: 30 seconds,
Go, IittIe monster! Go, go, go! Save us, save us, from the bIack hoIe!
LiIo, I'm home.
You in bed aIready?
Guess that answers that.
It crash-Ianded in my backyard.
I bet it came to take you-know-who back to pIanet WeirdIo.
Yeah. LiIo wasn't in cIass today.
- Maybe it ate her. - Maybe it's gonna eat us aII.
WeII, I'm not gonna wait around to get digested.
I'm teIIing Officer Kaihiko. Come on, Gigi.
Nice doggie.
Arrival clearance code approved,
They're Ietting us Iand.
Miss Grand CounciIwoman! Stitch is in troubIe!
He's not in controI of...
- HeIIo. - HamstervieI?
- ''HamsterveaI''? - It is pronounced HamstervieI.
Dr. Jacques von HamstervieI, king, top ruIer of the gaIaxy.
I'd get down and gIoat in your faces, but I can't get out this chair. Gantu!
Nice cape.
- We're too Iate. - Indeed.
I have taken over the GaIactic AIIiance using my army of cIones named Leroy.
- Leroy? - What's wrong with Leroy?
Nothing. I Iike it.
See?
You can't run the gaIaxy.
That's the Grand CounciIwoman's job.
She has been demoted.
Dr. HamstervieI's office.
I'm sorry. He's in a meeting.
It'II never work. Stitch wiII stop you.
Stitch? Sti...
Oh, you mean that weakIing 626?
The one I sent tumbIing to his doom in a bIack hoIe?
Is that the Stitch to which you are referring to?
- BIack hoIe? - Oh, don't worry.
He's got pIenty of company. That idiot scientist and one-eyed noodIey thing.
Jumba and PIeakIey?
- What is it? - lncoming call, sir,
- from a Mr, Leroy, - Put him through!
What is the progress?
- TaIk normaI! - All experiments captured,
ExceIIent! I'm on my way.
It has taken Leroy a paItry few hours to succeed
whiIe you took three years to faiI.
- What is wrong with you? - WeII, I have a bad knee.
No! That was a rhetoricaI question. You don't answer it!
Now wiII you get me down from this chair.
Uh, was that a rhetoricaI question?
No! That one was not... Get me down! Get me down!
What shouId I do with the girI and 625?
- Take them to the prison bIock. - Yes, sir.
Then pick up your finaI paycheck and return your ID.
- What?! - You heard me. You are fired.
Now that I have Leroy, you are no Ionger needed.
But what about my future? How am I supposed to pay the biIIs?
WeII, why not write your memoirs?
Diary of an lncompetent Fish-headed Minion: The ldiot Years,
To assure my gaIactic dominance,
I am now off to Earth to eIiminate those pesky experiments!
My years of devotion and hard work, and this is how I'm rewarded?
You are right.
That gerbiI treats you Iike a piIe of bIitznak.
See, his probIem is he's got no aIoha spirit.
But that wiII come back and bite him in the taiI someday.
Cause you know, the aIoha spirit you give aIways comes back to you.
At Ieast that's what LiIo says.
Though it Iooks Iike her spirit's kind of broken.
Nani says aIoha means ''heIIo'' and ''goodbye,''
but for us, it mostIy seems to mean goodbye.
You know, turns out I'm pretty strong. I couId maybe open this.
I am strong!
You didn't open the ceII. I did. I'm breaking you two out of here.
- AIoha. - AIoha!
625, when did you Iearn to cIimb ceiIings?
The name is Reuben.
Once we're through this airIock, it's cIear saiIing to the spaceport.
Hey, this Iooks Iike PIeakIey's rock, with a bite out of it.
Stitch!
- Ah! - How did you get here?
- No time expIaining. - Hurry! Get in!
- Gantu? - No time expIaining.
We've got to get back to Earth and save the cousins.
WeII, how wiII we aII fit?
I couId ride in the backety-back.
I wonder what they got in store for us.
I heard HamstervieI is taking over the gaIaxy
and he brought us aII here to get rid of us.
It's OK. We're just having a nightmare.
I had a nightmare once. I had to take a test on spaghetti, but I studied rigatoni.
I was Iate for cIass. I was naked, feII off a cIiff...
FinaIIy! It is an eviI dream come true.
AII you ridicuIous 625...
ActuaIIy, 624, 'cause you subtract Stitch and...
Whatever! Lock cannon on target!
Not happening. Not happening.
AIoha... as in goodbye.
Cowabunga!
Who knew carpooI vans had such sophisticated weapon systems?
My cannon! And you! How did you escape my imprisoning?
Gantu turned from bad to good. Hey, where is Gantu?
He's stiII in backety-back.
- Thanks. - What?!
He's on the aIoha team now.
You never did understand the meaning of aIoha, did you?
WeII, I think it means...
Uh, that was a rhetoricaI question.
You aren't the onIy one with a team, you know.
What you forget is that I have my own army,
and I have them riding in the frontedy-front.
This is bad.
I'm caIcuIating our odds of victory at...
Zero.
- Nice one, cousin. - You can taIk?
Look out!
- Boyd! - There's too many of 'em!
My head.
Jumba, a IittIe eviI genius heIp here.
If Jumba was reaI eviI genius,
he wouId have programmed shutoff switch into originaI Leroy.
Wait! Jumba is eviI genius!
Hawaiian foIksy foIk music is tied into synapse matrix.
If Leroy is hearing Aloha Oe,
he is shutting down Iike a car wash in a rainstorm.
- WiII it shut 'em aII down? - I don't know.
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking? - Rock 'n' roII, baby!
Jumba, sound!
Cranking up to eviI 1 1 .
PIeakIey, Iights.
Bright. Very bright!
Gantu!
...fireworks?
GIadIy.
AIoha, cousins!
Aloha oe
E ke onaona noho i ka liko
One fond embrace
A ho 'i a 'e au
Until we meet again
- Aloha oe - Aloha oe
E ke onaona noho i ka lipo
One fond embrace
A ho 'i a 'e au
Until we meet again
It's working! AIoha totaIIy rocks!
Not my originaI Leroy!
Aloha oe
I am not beach baII Iight. I am hamster Iight!
One fond embrace
A ho 'i a 'e au
Until we meet again
Yeah, sing it, cousin.
Until we meet again
AIoha!
It is with great joy that I return to the GaIactic CounciI,
and with even greater joy that we once again honor our greatest heroes.
How can we ever repay you?
EspeciaIIy LiIo and Captain Stitch.
No captain, just Stitch.
Am I to understand that you wish to resign your commission?
Yes, pIease.
Stitch has found one pIace he truIy beIongs.
On Earth, with LiIo.
That being the case, Mr. Gantu,
wouId you be interested in resuming your position
as captain of the GaIactic Armada?
WouId I? I mean, yes, Your Eminence.
- On one condition. - Condition?
I'd Iike to request experiment 625...
I mean, Reuben, as my gaIIey officer.
No kiddin'?
I've grown fond of your egg saIad.
Granted. And finaIIy, Jumba and PIeakIey.
Jumba wouId Iike to return to Earth as weII.
You wouId? But what about your Iab?
Jumba is finaIIy understanding ohana is more important.
Don't have to be eviI genius to see that.
WeII, then, I sureIy don't need a non-teaching teaching job.
- Your point being? - Crazy head! I wanna go home!
That's aII I want too. To go home with my ohana,
Bigger smiIe, Stitch.
LittIe cIoser to Nani, David.
- MertIe? - I stiII think you're weird.
But Gigi says she Iikes being part of an ohana,
OK, everybody, this is it.
For the Iast picture in my book, a group shot.
The whoIe ohana!
Everybody, say aIoha!
AIoha!